Attack of the killer dolphins

New evidence has been compiled by marine scientists that prove the normally placid dolphin is capable of brutal attacks both on innocent fellow marine mammals and, more disturbingly, on its own kind.

Film taken of gangs of dolphins repeatedly ramming baby porpoises, tossing them in the air and pursuing them to the death has solved a long-term mystery of what causes the death of so many of these harmless mammals - but has left animal experts baffled as to the motive.

Another mystery is that the animal ‘murders’ have only been reported in two parts of the world - along Scotland’s East Coast and in America off the beaches of Virginia, where even more alarmingly, the victims were scores of the dolphins’ own young.

eadolphin125a.jpgThe first clues to solving the riddle came in 1997 when, by coincidence, marine biologists in Virginia were finding young, dead dolphins with horrific internal injuries at the same time as young porpoises were washing up on Scotland’s north-east coast with identical causes of death. The body count was growing in both locations.

The two groups of biologists pooled information and, at first, it was believed the mammals had died through ‘blast trauma’. In American cases, this was supposedly from exercises by the US Navy, and in Scotland from air guns used by oil rig technicians to detect undersea caverns.

This theory was dismissed after further examination of the mammals’ bodies revealed the injuries - broken ribs, imploding lungs, damaged livers and massive internal bleeding - could only have come from prolonged, focused attacks.

When tell-tale teeth-marks were identified, the dolphin - the mammal classified as one of the world’s most intelligent, sensitive and sociable creatures - became the official suspect.

Confirmation of the murders came by way of two shocking films shot by holidaymakers.

The first was initially believed to show a dolphin fishing for salmon - until closer examination revealed a relentless attack on a porpoise, its body spinning round with such force that its back was broken and its soft tissue shattered.

Marine experts now believe that these displays of attacks on non-rival, non-predatory, peace-loving porpoises and, more shockingly, of dolphin infanticide, may have always taken place. Source: UK Telegraph

Killer gangs of dolphin murderers? Dolphin on dolphin crime? What in Neptune’s name is going on here??

This looks like a good spot for an open thread.

5 Responses to “Attack of the killer dolphins”

  1. Obambi wins SC Gateway Pundit

  2. Well all the excitement here is killing me……how dare yall have lives away from the ‘puter.

  3. Sorry dude.
    Just was finishing up a post, editing and re-editing, before I hit play. It always takes so much longer than I think when I start clacking.
    As for the donk primary, pardon me if I don’t give a shiite.

  4. Wow! This has the making of a great B movie. Just turn the anti-porpoise hatred onto humans who are sailing, and you have stranded college students being attacked and mauled by dolphins. C’mon, Hollywood, it’s better than 99% of what you have out now!

  5. I can honestly say i never realized that Dolphins could be so brutal.. this is something i can stir the gf about lol

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