Top 10 (plus 2)

Posted on May 12, 2008 by nuke

Frank J. has posted his top 10 things he’ll miss about Hillary….

10. That special way our soul aches every time we see her.

9. The way her laugh rid the neighborhood of stray cats.

8. How her smile melts steel.

7. When she said she’d obliterate a country, you knew she meant it.

6. How, despite all the trouble he’s caused, she’s spared the life of her husband because she still loves him.

5. The way she referred to babies as “fresh souls” as if she were talking about produce.

4. How in her debates with Obama, you could see in her eyes that she was truly plotting to kill him.

3. When she went to YearlyKos, the Kos Kids would scatter and hide under furniture like cockroaches.

2. How she’d fight for universal healthcare despite the fact that you knew in her heart she wouldn’t care if we all died.

And the number one thing we’ll miss about Hillary Clinton…

It was nice to know there was at least one Democrat out there with balls.

Now, I’m wondering what Doug from Upland is going to do if we’ve no longer got Hillary Clinton to kick around anymore.

Plus, what are we going to do with all of the perfectly good opposition research we’ve accumulated in anticipation of facing the Clintons in the general election?

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12 Responses to “Top 10 (plus 2)”

  1. theobromophile, on May 12th, 2008 at 2:40 pm Said:

    Oh, I love it. :)

  2. no2liberals, on May 12th, 2008 at 6:30 pm Said:

    And yet, despite all those things, I still won’t miss her, or her cackle.

  3. no2liberals, on May 12th, 2008 at 8:09 pm Said:

    God Bless Grannies, they always know what to do.

  4. Robert D, on May 12th, 2008 at 8:47 pm Said:

    Yep. nice story.

  5. Robert D, on May 12th, 2008 at 8:50 pm Said:

    Oh, and as for HRT, I hope this is it for her presidential chances. For Ever….

  6. no2liberals, on May 12th, 2008 at 8:58 pm Said:

    Who know what that hag has planned next.
    As deep in debt as she is right now, I figure she will be working the earmarks hard and heavy for the next four years.

  7. swampie, on May 14th, 2008 at 8:18 pm Said:

    Oh my goodness! They look like a pattern I made for my grandmother, and she made me a doll based on the drawing when I was just a lil’ tyke.

  8. swampie, on May 14th, 2008 at 8:19 pm Said:

    I have to say that I have a LOT more respect for Hillary than for Obama.

  9. swampie, on May 14th, 2008 at 8:20 pm Said:

    If John McCain keeps up with the global warming tour, I reckon I’ll have to write in a vote for somebody with a brain.

    Too bad the wizard of oz ain’t around when he’s needed.

  10. Robert D, on May 14th, 2008 at 8:44 pm Said:

    The lesser of the evils: The gap is closing….

  11. Melissa, on May 24th, 2008 at 12:04 am Said:

    Its so weird, Dad. Its summer and I’m not at home.

    I miss you guys.

  12. nuke, on May 24th, 2008 at 12:05 am Said:

    Yup. Me too

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