Monday Night Marker

Or, Was It Dell?

this was an email from pjalpha:

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have
Passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass
It you cannot qualify for this job.”

Mujibar said, “I am ready.”

The manager said, “Make a sentence using the
Words Yellow, Pink and Green.”
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
“Mister manager, I am ready.”

The manager said, “Go ahead.”

Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say, ‘Yellow, this is Mujibar.'”

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call
Center for computer problems.

No doubt you have spoken to him.

ROFL–No doubt!

Monday Open

Here’s one that didn’t get past the Reuters editors.
Heh™

Lieberman Still Trails

But within the margin of error. (Quinnipiac University poll — via Bloomberg News)

With tomorrow’s Democrat Primary in the offing, a poll of likely Democrat voters gives a slight nod to the challenger 51 – 45 with a margin of error of +/- 3.5%.

As much as I would like to see the Democrats pull a McGovern and go hard left, for the sake of the country, I hope Joe pulls this one out.

A Gift Idea — (for the man who has everything)


No Kidding. This Falklands War era Sea Harrier from the Royal Navy(engines and weaponry not included) is for sale on ebay.

Current bid is 77,ooo Pounds. Bidding closes on the 10th of August.

h/t Lucy Sherriff

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