Gingrich the father of Anna Nicole’s Baby? — Fox News Alert

Update #4: “I told you so!”

NASSAU, Bahamas (AP) – Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, according to DNA tests, and the late reality TV star’s former boyfriend emerged from a court hearing Tuesday to proclaim that his daughter would soon be home.

Update #3: “The nude photospread at the link on the first Update will prove without a doubt the fact that I am speaking truth to power.” Blogger Nuke Gingrich’s latest comments come amid charges that his “denial” of being Anna Nicole’s Baby-daddy is in fact a cynical attempt to drive up traffic at his award-winning website. “That’s just ridiculous. There is no evidence to support those charges. I cannot imagine anyone using poor Anna Nicole like that. This photospread is proof positive that I am not the father of Danielynn. Do you see me in any of those photos? I rest my case”

Update #2: “Just give me what I want, and I’ll go away.” Right Wing Blogger Nuke Gingrich has reportedly changed his mind….”I want the house in the Bahamas.”

Update: Planck’s constant has a flicker photospread of anna nicole (sans clothing) in his sidebar. [Welcome WordPress Blog of the day — thank you readers. ]


Conservative blogger Nuke Gingrich came forward today and announced that he is not the father of Anna Nicole’s baby, Danielynn Hope.

“There is absolutely no truth to the rumor”, Nuke said, “And I have no idea how the rumor started. As a matter of fact, I didn’t even know it was a rumor.”

annanic.jpgAs the looming custody battle heated up, “ Smith’s mother flew to the Bahamas on Saturday to check on the child, but the big question — the identity of the baby’s father — will be decided in a courtroom.” Source

384433538_64963497cc1.jpgNukegingrich, known for his insightful news and comment, and his dry sense of humor, wondered aloud how such a rumor could get started. “Well, after n2l got two straight Top 50 Blog of the day posts, I guess I uhmm, somebody figured they had better do something to attract the search engine bots, this being such a hot story and the cable news networks are all Nicole all the time.”

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22 Responses

  1. Before any rumors get started about me, I would have had to have all of the money she was trying to get, deposited in my account, before I would have even done her.
    Large, dumb, and drugged-out ain’t my type.

  2. Thank God! One less worry. LOL Although there is a $500 million inheritance at stake. Why don’t you go for a second opinion. :p
    LMAO check out all those tags. You go!

  3. Well I’ve seen her naked! Can I get in on this $550 million lottery?

  4. I updated this thread to really get the searchbots going!

  5. Just noticed I added an extra 50 mil there. I’ll donate it. 🙂 Of course to Nuke’s news and views.

  6. Ewwww!
    You saw that cow naked, and you can still see?

  7. Robert sweetie, didn’t anyone tell you, you can’t get a woman preggers by seeing her naked. LOL

    What the hell go ahead. A line will prolly begin to form, you may as well get a head start. And I’m sure you can take Gabor’s hubby down. Is it even possible for him to manage the act let alone impregnate someone?

  8. N2L, she didn’t look bad naked, she was just dumb.

    Velvet, that’s my intention, stand in line just like the global warming nuts are going to do to the taxpayers.

  9. I’ll bet if Gabor’s hubbie is taken in for a sperm test, only dust will come out.

  10. N2L 😆

  11. Dammit Nuke….you beat me to it. 😆

    btw, the Man is crampin’ my style at youtube lately….been seeing a lot of this.

    This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.

    better enjoy them while they last.

  12. Now, now, Fox News assures us that the dumb act was just act.

  13. I’m surprised that Nuke hasn’t started the rumor that Hillary was the father of the baby.

  14. I am waiting for the DNA tests before I issue my denial.

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  16. hey the TB but dont see a link to my post..sigh….too busy checkin paternity tests eh?…link me link me..LOL
    have a sweet Sunday..:)

  17. Well that’s probably wise, bernie. Especially since you’ve got that Flicker photoset.

    Sorry about that Angel. It’s fixed now. 😳

  18. Get in line, kitties. This cat already put his tomcat claim in.

    Nice pics of the girl with jugs but just looking at them makes my back hurt.

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  20. A relief for you nuke.
    Maybe now, this sensational nonsense can go away.

  21. DAD??? Ewwww…..

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