Magical Mystery Machine will save the planet


It slices, it dices, it saves the planet. Who says so? None other than World Savior Nobel Laureate Albert Gore, Jr.

Yes folks. Just remember, you saw it here first!

(Or maybe you read about it at Engadget.)

Now, the inventors of this revolutionary product haven’t claimed it will be as spiffy as this Automatic Back Scratcher, but it will be unveiled at a hi-falutin’ dinner at $1000 per plate.

I can’t wait.

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While some past pronouncements of world-changing inventions haven’t exactly panned out as promised, this latest one will at least have a pretty large stage on which to prove itself, with none other than Al Gore and others paying £1,000 or more apiece in the audience. As you might expect, however, things are being kept as vague as possible ahead of the big unveiling, which is set to go down later today in London. One of the few apparently clued in in the matter, British Inventors’ Society founder Kane Kramer, would only go so far as to describe it as “a new science, a Super Material,” adding that, “It would be 80 per cent cheaper than any alternative means of production, and it will contribute in a major way to reducing climate change.” So, it’s “something,” but we’ll just have to wait and see if it delivers as advertised.

/Be still my heart.

7 Responses

  1. I don’t know, nuke.
    Sounds like their party may have Space Coke for the attendees.

  2. Massive Canadian Oilfield could be exploited Using New System. This would come in real handy if the sunspot activity for the next couple of cycles is low.

  3. What the greenie weeny crowd doesn’t understand is that petro-chemicals are the real issue here. Oil doesn’t just make our cars go down the road, basically all manufacturing is reliant on it to some extent.
    Of course I’m somewhat biased and work in the oil industry, All the same, wind farms and solar panels sure as heck won’t solve our problems. Al Gore and his ilk are the problem and only serve to make things harder for everybody else.
    I like the new format Nuke! I’ll stop by once in awhile if I’m not too busy using up my carbon credits or pulling my remaining hair out.
    Log.
    On.
    Fire.

  4. […] Magical Mystery Machine will save the planetBy nuke… would only go so far as to describe it as “a new science, a Super Material,” adding that, “It would be 80 per cent cheaper than any alternative means of production, and it will contribute in a major way to reducing climate change. …nuke’s – https://nukegingrich.wordpress.com […]

  5. Here’s your Global Warming, headed to a neighborhood near you.

    Snow, ice storm rips across northern US

  6. So, what the hell was the new super duper world saver?

  7. I was wondering that too. When is that dinner anyway?

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