Good for your heart

from the Daily Mail …

A bullied office worker has been awarded £5,000 after her boss raised his right buttock from his chair and broke wind in her direction.

Humiliated mother-of-three Theresa Bailey, 43, was the only woman on a sales team where “laddish” behaviour made her life a misery, and continued despite complains to senior managers.

Flatulence is now considered bullying? Dang… 8th grade boys around the world are now bullies. Who’d a thunk it?

I wonder if this also applies to the hand-under-the armpit fake flatulence?

Not to mention the effect all this flatulence has on global warming.

I might understand this if Ms. Bailey were a single woman.  But, c’mon.  How many women who have been married more than 2 or 3 days, are surprised about the sheer volume of flatulence coming from their husband?  Humiliated, even!  Give me a break.  It’s a true sign of a happy marriage when the wife feels comfortable enough to break wind at home in the presence of her spouse.  Now that’s women’s liberation that I can understand.

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