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57 year old Ed Smith loves cars. Literally.

In fact, he admits to having sex with over 1000.

from Telegraph UK

“I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

“When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

“I didn’t fully understand it myself except that I know I’m not hurting anyone and I do not intend to.”

He added: “There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

“There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

“As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I’m not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

This is the World Famous Friday Open Thread: A Free Speech Zone.

Comments, trackbacks, questions, linkage, and sexy car pictures, are welcome.

WFFOT: Bringing you the Math Question Of The Day…. “If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?”

More car stuff: Gary Numan, “Cars”

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  3. DUDE!
    It always amazes me when a prevert tries to convince himself, and others, that he is just a regular kind of guy.
    I have always loved cars, since I was a little guy, but I viewed them as a way, and a place, for loving on the ladies.

    I really like this faithful, but modern version, of Cars.

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  7. Uhhh…Maxine Waters said what, now?
    Some honesty from the leftards?

  8. Oh no! I sincerely hope that pervert has never seen my beloved Volvo and decided that she needed loving. 😦

    I love my car. We’ve been through a lot together – 32 states and the District of Columbia, to be exact – but I would not love on her. My version of “car love” involves a full synthetic oil change, new brake pads, and a wash.

    Maybe I’m missing something, but the only inanimate object that ought to be involved in sex is a bed.

  9. Uhhh…Theo, your Volvo doesn’t have a back seat?
    /just sayin’

  10. henh

  11. Never cared much for cars.

  12. Horses, now, are a different subject. The ol’ hell bitch mare is a friend, not transportation.

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