12 ways to be an outstanding Democrat

1. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

2. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of  Iranian mullahs.

3. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by the sun, and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV’s.

4. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

5. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

6. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

7. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

8. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

9. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

10. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.

11. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

12. You have to believe that it’s okay to give Federal workers Christmas Day off but it’s not okay to say ‘Merry Christmas.’

h/t Coz; Trackposted to Blog @ MoreWhat.com, The Pink Flamingo, Rosemary’s Thoughts, third world county, Democrat=Socialist, Woman Honor Thyself, Conservative Cat, Right Voices, and The World According to Carl, thanks to Linkfest Haven Deluxe.

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h/t conservativeXpress

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