Dear Grim Reaper


So far this year, you have taken away:

1) My favorite musician, Michael Jackson;

2) My favorite actor, Patrick Swayze;

3) My most beautiful actress, Farrah Fawcett;

4) My original “Guitar Hero,” Les Paul.

Just so you know, my favorite politician is Barack Obama.

(borrowed from Bill Vaughn @ facebook)

10 Responses

  1. Hee-Hee.
    I saw one similar to that at Anti-Mullah the other day.
    A-M also had these:

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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    America needs Obama care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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    At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of the hall screaming anti-American slogans and making hateful racist remarks. They turned the house lights up and it was Reverend Wright.

    For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and yelled, “Can I get an amen”?
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    Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
    A: A fund raiser.
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    Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem and Barack Obama have in common?
    A: They all made careers pretending to be black men.
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    Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
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    Obama has ordered GM to come out with a new model called the Pelosi. It’s a convertible, but no one wants to see it with the top down.
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    If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? …. America !
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    Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
    A: Bo has papers.
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  2. Before the week is out, imma use this one, too.

  3. Man….is this one creepy flash video or what?

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