More facts about Jarvis Varnado, VZville, and other interesting MSU stuff

Taking a brief break from the news of the day …..

There is no news yet on today’s Montgomery, AL eligibility meeting between Renardo Sidney’s family and NCAA. You may recall that Fox’s Jeff Goodman,   reported last week that the probability of Renardo taking the court for the Dogs is getting slimmer and slimmer.  I think Goodman is right.  I just can’t imagine  State allowing Sidney to play without being granted clearance from the PTB.

My favorite sports blog is now on WordPress. Welcome to WP, VZ.

Also, I’m still wondering what kind of voodoo is used to calculate RPI. I just checked over at Nolan’s. Last night’s neutral court blowout victory was worth a 2 point drop in RPI. Go figure.

And, finally, a follow up to last season’s favorite, “Top Twenty Jarvis Varnado Facts” …

Even More Facts About Jarvis Varnado

(that you probably didn’t know).

  1. In honor of Jarvis Varnado, all McDonald’s in Starkville have an even larger size than the super-size.  When ordering, just ask to be Jarvis-sized.
  2. Latest News Report from NASA … Last week NASA discovered a giant asteroid headed directly for earth.  Jarvis Varnado swatted it and saved the planet.  Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
  3. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Jarvis Varnado.
  4. Jarvis Varnado does not sleep.  He waits.
  5. Jarvis Varnado is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  6. Jarvis Varnado counted to infinity – twice.
  7. Jarvis Varnado can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  8. Jarvis Varnado doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  9. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer?  Jarvis Varnado
  10. When Jarvis Varnado says “More cowbell”, he MEANS it.

Plus — feature article in Jackson Sun

2 Responses

  1. Who did what to whom, now?

    Ohhh, it’s B-ball.
    Ain’t my thang, but hope you enjoy the season.

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