Attack of the killer tomato

Obama names Asian Carp Czar

The White House has tapped a former leader of the Indiana Department of Natural Resources and the Indiana Wildlife Federation as the Asian carp czar to oversee the federal response to keeping the invasive species out of the Great Lakes.

On a conference call today with Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin and other congressional leaders, President Obama’s Council on Environmental Quality announced the selection of John Goss to lead the near $80 million, multi-pronged federal attack against Asian carp.
“This is a serious challenge, a serious threat,” Durbin said. “When it comes to the Asian carp threat, we are not in denial. We are not in a go-slow mode. We are in a full attack, full-speed ahead mode. We want to stop this carp from advancing.”

I feel better now.

4 Responses

  1. HEY! Howcome we ain’t got a boa constrictor czar?

  2. Smiley another day, another czar…

  3. I propose that we all become czars because we’d be better at it than anybody of Barry’s acquaintance on account of we’ve held actual jobs.

    I’d like to be the Bullshit czar. I could review all the budgets and programs and bills coming out of government and stamp them “Bullshit” if that’s what they are and cancel them immediately.

    Which means that pretty much everything coming out of government now is going to be stamped “BULLSHIT” and cancelled. As salary, I’ll just take the salary of the top 10 officials at the Department of Education because that’s one of the first things that I’m going to stamp “BULLSHIT” on.

    I’ll even provide my own stamps. And ink.

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