Better Living Though Chemistry


Taking  page from the 1960’s DuPont advertising campaign, Israel’s successful deployment of a new crowd control measure is winning praise for its effectiveness, as well as for its envirnmental friendliness.

It’s called ‘Skunk Spray.”

The “aromatic” spray is shot from a water cannon, soaking the target in gut wrenching, putrid smell. But, believe it or not, as smelly as it is, the Skunk is environmentally friendly, non-toxic, and so harmless you can drink it without fear of harm. Except, according to reporters who caught a whiff of it, it kind of immediately makes you wretch. {snip}                                                                                                                                                                                                                           The opposition is fuming: B’Tselem put out its own video showing Israel’s armored tanker trucks fitted with water cannons which spray the foul fluid at Palestinian protesters.

You can’t please some folks: the IDF units switched from live to rubber bullets – and they complained. Now that there are no bullets at all being used – they’re still complaining.


4 Responses

  1. Non lethal technology has come a long way. This type of “stink” bomb is not new, but instead of being fired in plastic pellets from a paint ball gun, it now has a better platform to fire from.

    Answer me this…how many Palestinians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None. They would rather sit in the dark and blame Israel.

    Did you hear about the Broadway musical called “The Palestinians?”
    It bombed.

  2. Watch, smelling like a sewer will become a Palestinian status symbol. When they go around stinking, everyone will know they’ve been out throwing rocks at Israelis, and get free felafel.

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